♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡
both: well this got awkward fast
this made me laugh. again. perfect timing. thank you.
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
This gif frustrate me because all three of them can be the hot guy but all three of them can also be me reacting to the hot guy.
i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
Next onDisturbingly Canadian Sorry.
What the hey! I don’t get notifications for this so I didn’t know about THE NOTES???
In a tongue-in-cheek play on traditional newborn photos, Huntsville, Alabama-based photographer Jamie Clauss shot a series of humorous and adorable images featuring her married friends Jan and Chase Renegar and their cute dog named Snuggles.
do u ever hear an anime op from something you watched a long time ago and you can feel ur middle school self rising from the depths
so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.
When I say I want rough, dirty sex, I don’t mean just some biting and clawing. I mean fuck me till I don’t know my own name and make me feel like I need to go to a confessional