things that make sense in physics
- inclined plane
things that should not be working but do anyway
- a gun firing even though there is no power source
- fridge making things cold when its power source is electricity which is hot
- leap years
- how come we haven’t deciphered any animals language completely yet
- megaphones being loud
Press A to corn
hi i’m nina and i like to draw elf ears
i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
I talk a lot of shit when I’m drinking, baby,
I’m known to go a little too fast
Don’t mind all my friends, I know they’re all crazy,
But they’re the only friends that I have.
I know I don’t know you, But I’d like to skip the small talk and romance
That’s all I have to say so, baby, can we dance?
Ironically listens to The Vamps while doing Punk!Levi hitting on a very confused, very turned-on Eren. For the-meatloaf-is-a-lie and everyone who’s been requesting some ereri <3
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad
We want the same thing.
My friend. I’m sorry, but we do not.
I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this
I was like
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”