July 2012
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
niggapus:
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
stonemed:
i’d rather listen to actual black eyed peas than the black eyed peas
wheelcher:
oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip
canieatthisshit:
consequentialism:
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
crosspin:
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
I'm Bringing Groovy Back →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
So, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.
She spotted one on our yard today
and that’s how she captured it.
THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN.
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thedruff:
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
I take it back, will you please fucking stop that
forteh:
when u c someone reblog a giveaway after u
tryin 2 steal my PRIZE BUDDY
moretoremember:
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
Mom: Are you going to cry when your idol gets married?
Me: I'll probably get teary-eyed, yes, looking at him from across the aisle...
Mom: Touché...
reuenthalseyeliner:
It’s so sad when you slowly start to hate someone you used to like and consider your friend but just everything they do starts to feel so grating and annoying and oh I’m a terrible person
maaskantje:
all my fandoms have something in common and that something is
gay
wvnderbar:
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
ashmugwump:
wonderbooty:
do you ever jsut
There is no part of this that could be considered okay. And yet I click reblog.
Watchemrlaughingface:
Minecraft Wedding
