Hello friends. My name is Sam.Tumblr (3.0; @mrbatsam)http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67978ad2bd821d1a67c1dcbbe3950764/tumblr_ml2613M3kI1s3uposo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f52b164dd5748ed7d656eb7fd72fcca/tumblr_ml2613M3kI1s3uposo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44b0a8bf25b51406edc748fbc68e5e09/tumblr_ml2613M3kI1s3uposo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d51274e8aba3621929190d976a37d7a/tumblr_ml2613M3kI1s3uposo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133504534http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133504534Wed, 22 May 2013 20:33:33 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ycrvZum61r76hxio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bananaviking.tumblr.com/post/35634724554/myescapeintobooks-how-does-he-do-that-forever" target="_blank">bananaviking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myescapeintobooks.tumblr.com/post/35601501132/how-does-he-do-that" target="_blank">myescapeintobooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how doES HE DO THAT</p> </blockquote> <p>Forever reblog</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133477098http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133477098Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:49 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitylooper.tumblr.com/post/49388902899/something-to-think-about-the-earth-is-4-6-billion" target="_blank">infinitylooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Something to think about:</p> <h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.<br/> We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.<br/> In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.<br/></span></span></h5> <p><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">This isn’t sustainable.<br/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133443929http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133443929Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:57 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bb0343fcc387be01f9bc7276ad294fa/tumblr_mkpbl8jMwX1rb9a6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133417916http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133417916Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:16 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrssy.tumblr.com/post/50954858333/riding-your-man-like" target="_blank">chrssy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>riding your man like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/79c3a7a47aeeecbfb3e538f802c4a1d1/tumblr_inline_mn4kq4KIGk1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133368699http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133368699Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:01 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221bec.tumblr.com/post/44500256140/professionalmisandrist-what-if-condoms-had" target="_blank">221bec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professionalmisandrist.tumblr.com/post/44426239160/what-if-condoms-had-temporary-tattoos-on-the" target="_blank">professionalmisandrist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/29ee5a60b35de4a3780d7c36b048140e/tumblr_inline_mj417e1wS11qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133317508http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133317508Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:39 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/486960e23c047beeb7a4adbeacab8bee/tumblr_mmx82sREvM1r4jq5qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://masturbuddy.tumblr.com/post/50932214101" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">masturbuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>NO</p></blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133264586http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133264586Wed, 22 May 2013 20:27:18 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4fdb0e8761eaea79c80622b25ea4a2b/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e095da5dfba49148a7ac5ab5ba5b02c1/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff9b0a64c016889e3523cd4fae61025e/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a721e2b597b809dd97bf2ab40ac0b7c7/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d96883c8918f5854781534b1ffbcad11/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38c25394d00b9c3fcc2340aa475489af/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinnyhouse.tumblr.com/post/50871553111/i-shit-you-fucking-not-i-got-weepinzard-first-try" target="_blank">tinnyhouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i shit you fucking not <span>i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name</span></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133235297http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133235297Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:32 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/843d0180c7889ef28a3a27765bb14732/tumblr_mmuxdr5jgC1sp8zhso1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pyrrhiccomedy.tumblr.com/post/50550945700/milk-chiller2-reminder-of-reason-for" target="_blank">pyrrhiccomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milk-chiller2.tumblr.com/post/50517826373/reminder-of-reason-for-eggplants-name" target="_blank">milk-chiller2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133221919http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133221919Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:12 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c390dc6a4a21895b579f086283116d7d/tumblr_mmeck2NIE21qe8l9do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macdaddyc.tumblr.com/post/49801980028/probably-the-best-text-ive-ever-received" target="_blank">macdaddyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>probably the best text i’ve ever received</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133196926http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133196926Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:33 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4b4cd4b47ebb720dba1c512a6c1b1dc/tumblr_mmxbpdpwzt1qapl8yo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3766b4291715f5ac8b73a625a82f34/tumblr_mmxbpdpwzt1qapl8yo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>but i could see for miles, miles, miles</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133175415http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133175415Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:00 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b1294186501f109e40d8c5dc3d7b397/tumblr_mn7ys26wqr1qac9teo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nekoshojo.tumblr.com/post/51096871307" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nekoshojo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>cas eats pie uwu</p></blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133158398http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133158398Wed, 22 May 2013 20:24:34 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7efzriY1o1qc3759o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7efzriY1o1qc3759o2_100.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pineappledean.tumblr.com/post/35262102338/hauntedbutterfly-mostly10-the-head-tilt" target="_blank">pineappledean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hauntedbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/34162552852/mostly10-the-head-tilt-x-ugh-he-could" target="_blank">hauntedbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mostly10.com/post/27545201533/the-head-tilt-x" target="_blank">mostly10</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Head Tilt [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YiGih1Ceeo" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>UGH…he could seduce me in 10 seconds flat</p> <div></div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztussYEHx1qzj6ra.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133144349http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133144349Wed, 22 May 2013 20:24:13 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feathers-theangel.tumblr.com/post/51114244127/highwaytohellatus-twinkle-twinkle-in-the-sky" target="_blank">feathers-theangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highwaytohellatus.tumblr.com/post/50616387200/twinkle-twinkle-in-the-sky-graceless-grounded" target="_blank">highwaytohellatus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Twinkle, twinkle in the sky</p> <p>Graceless, grounded, you can’t fly.</p> <p>Now your brothers pay your price:</p> <p>Hear them falling, hear their cries.</p> <p>Twinkle, twinkle in the sky.</p> <p>Curl up now and hope to die.</p> </blockquote> <p>exCUSE YOU</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133067409http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51133067409Wed, 22 May 2013 20:22:13 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/50969548649/iwilleatyourenglish-once-my-baby-was-being" target="_blank">iwilleatyourenglish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/50969311484/once-my-baby-was-being-really-annoying-so-i-put-it" target="_blank">iwilleatyourenglish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132996855http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132996855Wed, 22 May 2013 20:20:31 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef22a147bcb0156eb82667d0e36e05c1/tumblr_mmp97xxvpM1ri70hto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://time-for-maps.tumblr.com/post/50278855324/major-mythological-traditions-of-the-world" target="_blank">time-for-maps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ru.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1e6zxo/major_mythological_traditions_of_the_world_658x467/" target="_blank">Major Mythological Traditions of the World</a></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132965771http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132965771Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:46 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartcramp.tumblr.com/post/45240543837/look-if-you-nicely-tell-me-that-swearing-makes" target="_blank">heartcramp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.</p> <p>But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.</p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132950314http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132950314Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:22 -1000<p><a href="http://ifuckedmadsmikkelsen.tumblr.com/post/51106141473/suchagaymer-jerkidiot-if-you-eat-a-chicken" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ifuckedmadsmikkelsen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suchagaymer.tumblr.com/post/51009118827/jerkidiot-if-you-eat-a-chicken-and-egg" target="_blank">suchagaymer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jerkidiot.tumblr.com/post/50994963826/if-you-eat-a-chicken-and-egg-sandwich-youre" target="_blank">jerkidiot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life</p> </blockquote> <p>like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/f08c8a5984170c4a83b0683ec66db763/tumblr_inline_mn84giv8ie1qz4rgp.gif" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132936551http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132936551Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:01 -1000<p><a href="http://twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck.tumblr.com/post/50499020251/than-glitzenhamer-notsiskysbusiness" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://than-glitzenhamer.tumblr.com/post/50442326253/notsiskysbusiness-notsiskysbusiness-dude-if" target="_blank">than-glitzenhamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notsiskysbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50343756452" target="_blank">notsiskysbusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notsiskysbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50343610812" target="_blank">notsiskysbusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button</p> </blockquote> <p><em>to turn it on</em></p> <p><em>you need the power button to <strong>turn the computer on</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>did you just reply sarcastically to your own post</p> </blockquote> <p>I think it was more in a way of revelation</p></blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132929230http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132929230Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:50 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theangelshaveallfallen.tumblr.com/post/51107980688/gabrielrising-cas-is-your-unicorn-dean-first" target="_blank">theangelshaveallfallen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabrielrising.tumblr.com/post/51106750411/cas-is-your-unicorn-dean-first-wednesday" target="_blank">gabrielrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cas-is-your-unicorn-dean.tumblr.com/post/51096814186/first-wednesday-without-supernatural" target="_blank">cas-is-your-unicorn-dean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>first Wednesday without supernatural</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d0f8a53932be706490f40ce80195a113/tumblr_inline_mn7yq6bO0B1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>are you telling me it’s only been a week?? </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e454ebe8c774c07af57b9c4a8534c591/tumblr_inline_mn85muFKvu1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132917989http://mrbatsam.tumblr.com/post/51132917989Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:33 -1000